Missy Elliot is coming to town. this saturday, apart from that south is south, and west is east.
Quote of the Day
"Could you hack into the FBI?"
After a brief pause "Anything is possible"
My skills
The musing and sometimes not so wise words of Jonathan Dalrymple, Global Traveller, Programmer, Financial Rocket Scientist, Conspiracy Theorist, Part-time comedian, full-time funny man and whatever else i randomly decide to do.
"Could you hack into the FBI?"
After a brief pause "Anything is possible"
Tim "It would be helpful, if you didn't mention how awful the press ads are, as we would like them to stay around beyond the first day"
//Convert bytes to higer values
function byteConvert($INPUT)
{
$temp = $INPUT;
//If it's over a Gigabyte
if ($temp >= 1024000000){
$temp = $temp / 1024000000;
$temp = round($temp,2);
$temp = $temp . " " . "Gb";
return $temp;
}
//If it's over a Megabyte
elseif ($temp >=1024000){
$temp = $temp / 1024000;
$temp = round($temp,2);
$temp = $temp . " " . "Mb";
return $temp;
}
//If' it's over a kilobyte
elseif ($temp >=1024){
$temp = $temp / 1024;
$temp = round($temp,2);
$temp = $temp . " " . "Kb";
return $temp;
}
//If' it's under a kilobyte
else
$temp = round($temp,2);
$temp = $temp . " " . "b";
return $temp;
}
?>
Enjoy