The musing and sometimes not so wise words of Jonathan Dalrymple, Global Traveller, Programmer, Financial Rocket Scientist, Conspiracy Theorist, Part-time comedian, full-time funny man and whatever else i randomly decide to do.
Saturday, July 15, 2006
Digg for Treo's and other Mobile Devices
But the best part is i made it ^_^, yes me, Jonathan
read more | digg story
Friday, July 07, 2006
Now if only i could do this
Quote of the Day
Youtube vids on, my site, i'm clearly joining the trend army, where's that web 2.0 design?
Thursday, July 06, 2006
Blogging about nothing
- Why don't terrorist cells buy a mac, and use final cut? Does pixelated video increase the fear factor; "These guys can't edit video, imagine what they could do with a 'insert weapon of choice'..."
- G.W.B. is 60, so that makes me what, 50-ish, explains a few things
- Do all women (under retirement age) in argentina fit in a size 10, go to the beach half naked, and speak english...
- Tv is so boring, no Battlestar Galactica, Stargate, Lost, Soprano's, all i've got to keep me going is Entourage...
- I can't wait to go back university
- I want a Macbook so bad
- Big Brother is sadly the best thing on TV, bar the football
- France will win, and i will continue to believe that zizou is the best footballer in the last 10/20 years
- I really wanna go see some movies Superman pirates of the carribean etc, actually i'll sort that(no, i'm not going to download them)
Quote of the Day
"Where have you been the last couple of days, Prison?"
Disappearing for a few days and returning with no hair is not a recommended practice.
Saturday, July 01, 2006
Why O, Why
In other less rant orientated news, the Reunion went well. We all went out, i learnt a new word, or at least a meaning for an old word, beanie (it's no 4). I got turned away at the door of the club, cause uni dropouts, carry fake student id's, what can i say. Also viki bailed on us, as expected, but thats fine, her time will come ...
In other less opinionated news, wait, there is none.
Quote of the Day
Me "There are some real good books here, check out this one on Electrical Rectifiers"
The full house has a good section of literature
Tuesday, June 20, 2006
Official Astley Cooper School 6th Form Class of 2005 Reunion
June 30th, 2006
at the Society bar
from 7.30 onwards
All attendees will be posted here
- Jonathan
- Mark
- Dan
- Bignall
- Phil
as of 26th of June
See ya there
Wednesday, June 14, 2006
A Productive Evening
This evening i've done a major (comparitively) overhaul on Hold on, my first app. Using functions and modules and such to clean up the code. I've also learned how to use some cool javascript objects which the lovely folks, at DSGi will be able to benefit from.
For the rest of this week, i'm pretty much on my own at work, my senior colleague Tim, has flown south, well south east actually for his holiday. While Steve, is on holiday further south than tim. Cryptic aren't i...
Anyways i should post up the latest hold version in a few days. And a few design tweaks to this wonderful blog, till then laterz.
Quote of the Day
Weed Smoker "You ever heard of a tulip?"
Me "Yeah, if your refering to the flower, but beyond that."
Do they ever stop with the new drug names?
These days
You may remember there was time where i had something new, and rarely ever funny every day. Well it all seems to have changed, well almost.
hopefully those days will return, especially as i consider myself a good writer, and somewhat funny to boot.
Must dash
Quote of the day
"Children in europe get grapes for christmas, children in africa get gun"
The harsh truth of our world as seen on yet another great documentary from the BBC
Friday, June 09, 2006
It's here
A months work in CSS alone!, but it looks ok, a few kinks to be worked out, so come use, and enjoy. I've tried to keep script to a minimum, and if you have firefox you get some special features.
I've also added my CV to the page, so you can read all about me, i'll try and keep that updated.
The page is pure xhtml, i've labeled it transitional but it could have been strict. I haven't validated yet, but we'll have to see.
In other news the big reunion is happening either this week, or next week, i would buy a k800 if i could, to get some nice pics for the blog, but i think the semi vga cam will have to do.
So come and be a part of the group.
Until the next update
Saturday, June 03, 2006
Index of 300 Full Length TV Shows on YouTube
read more | digg story
Index of 500 Full Length Cartoons on YouTube
They got my favourite too, Swat Cats/Kats
read more | digg story
Saturday, May 27, 2006
Where in the world is AlbertPacino?
AlbertPacino, is the name, and digging is his is game, or at least it was. I'm a mutual friend(only on digg sadly) of our dear friend albert, so sadly i don't have the answers, but i would like to know what happen to the guy. Sure we got guys like dirty fratboy, and snipehack who keep digg full of quality stories, but come on, Albert is the number one digger, even though he hasn't dugg or submitted a story in almost 4 months!!! Plus his Blog is just as empty as his profile.
He was the first real, well known digg user (after kevin and the digg crew of course). Asking for server logs isn't what i'm after, but i just wanna know that the guy is ok. 4 months is a long time, as a community i feel that digg( or at least some of it's members) ought to find out what made albert leave, at what was (and if you check the top users page) the height of his digging life. Finally is there anything we can do to help him out, we did it with pricerite photo...
Concerned Digg member
Veritech
I love Technology

Circled in red is the actual room where i lived when i was at uni.
Pretty cool, i also got a pic of where i work now, and almost got one of my house. What makes this thing really cool, is the fact that you can see an image with actual depth, rather than just one with the tops of buildings.
And in case anyone wondered, i didn't do a post code search, i found using landmarks from the towncenter ^_^
Anyways, it's like 1am and got things to do, like sleep.
Thursday, May 25, 2006
CSS (sort of) rounded corners
Personally I love nifty corners, but when you want to use a background image, and not just a colour they just don't cut it.
Now if you look around my site, in anything other than IE, you will see it looks pretty crap, I've learned a lot about css in that time, and my skills nowadays are significantly better, honest.
So lets begin. This is my New websites header image, nice don't you think?
So I've round the corners on a photo in photoshop, not quite the whole story.
The green box on the left is part of the background image, but the right side is actually a floated div, containing a transparent png(gif's can also be used to allow it to work better with older browsers).

Now to achieve this I simply created a div that was located inside the "main" div where I have the background picture located. So the html looks like this
div class="header">
div class="header_curve">/div>
p>a href="#">Russian Space Station/a>/p>
p> /p>
/div>
Blogger wasn't rendering this right, so i remove the front of the tags to show you
The "header_curve", is used like a sliding scale, so it pushes against the right margin, and so expands and contracts with the parent element. To do that I used the following css
.header{
height:500px;
background:url(images/headerc.jpg) no-repeat;
}
.header_curve{
float:right;
height:300px;
width:20px;
background:url(images/curves.png) no-repeat;
}
The "header" class provides the height need to show the all of the image, and the image. While the latter class, contains the image we will use to cover up the right end of the image.
So what do the core images look like?
Well here's the background image

And here's the curve image

I've coloured it black, but you should make it what ever color your background is.
Ok, thats great, but there is one problem, the slider will slide right off the div and into who knows. To stop that we use "max-width" in the parent(or in the body tag like i have) element to limit the elements width, however our good friend ie6, doesn't support this property, but Opera & firefox do. I haven't tested it yet, but if fairly safe to assume safari and ie7 do. With a bit of JavaScript this issue could be solved.
Example time...
Now because of the way this blog's layout is designed, the content width is fixed, so anything I show you example wise will be static what ever :(, so blame me the bad designer, I had about 4 days worth of css knowledge when I built this...
So to show you here's a series of screenshots taken in opera, firefox, and ie6 to show what "my" technique does.

To wrap up, there a few things I should point out
This technique is best used with graphical headers, and not content(in my opinion at least)
If this is old, it's news to me, as far as I'm concerned I've never seen it anywhere else.
I don't consider my self a css whiz kid, I'm just a (big)kid
This isn't the best tutorial in the world, but I'm too busy to spend time making a real nice one, besides, my site sucks currently i'm better off spending time fixing it.
Finally if you have any questions leave a comment, and I'll try and get back to you.
Also if your wondering who the hell am I, I go as Veritech on Digg, and practically everywhere else on the web, I'm a 19 year old aspiring/professional web developer/programmer and a law dropout. I currently maintain some of the intranet sites for the one of the largest electrical retail companies in the UK, and that's me pretty much.
Wednesday, May 24, 2006
Gizmondo - the UK gaming firm that wasted £160 million in 18 months
read more | digg story
First Photos of MIT\'s $100 Laptop
read more | digg story
Sunday, May 21, 2006
Good night
Evening
As i gaff i'm walking home from seeing my new favourite indie band play.
Underview as they are known is formed of Mark, James, G-man, & Chris. I must say they are pretty good.
I had a good time, and i very much look forward to doing it again.
While i was there dan, had a gripe at me about the famed reunion, i need to find out when that wild bird aka Vicky gets back. otherwise lt is still very much on.
Anyways its 2 am, and sadly i'm ngt at uni so the nite is very much old.
till another time
Friday, May 19, 2006
New Site
Flickr integration, Digg integration, Even a little google action, plus smooth corners, and it's optimized for firefox, and compliant with all 3 major browsers (anyone actually care about a safari?)
Coming soon... As is my bed
Tuesday, May 09, 2006
I got a D in ICT at A level
The app it's self can be downloaded here.
Sadly it's a palm only app, that solves a palm only problem, it's version 0.01, so think extreme beta!
Sorry windows mobile suckers...
Garnet for life, or at least till the end of this year,
oh and before i forget, heres what it looks like

As i'm an Open kinda guy, the source code, all 14+ lines of it will be coming soon. I'm kinda of tired, now, and i got a contract extension too, so i'll be showing my 1337 css skills soon, (and no this site isn't an example of that)
Quote of the Day
Me "Damn all of that for nothing"
I was saying that until i actually tested the app ^_^ i love coding
Wednesday, May 03, 2006
New Look
I'm kinda waiting to complete my 38" desk space... (i should order it tomorrow ^_^), anyways i took some web dev tests. Nothing special just a few quizs on w3schools
Html: 19/20
xhtml:18/20
Css:18/20
Javascript:16/20
About fair, also i just got a brainwave, along with flickr and digg, i want to add some bookmark integration into my site, something that can be imported into firefox.... I'll get back to you on that one.
Until another time
Quote of the Day
"I hate people who sell the BiG issue"
So obviously paul from the apprentice, is real big on the homeless
Monday, May 01, 2006
Do before i die...
Well in recent times mines increased somewhat
First up on the list, i want to do the London Marthon, 26 miles of pure joy. I've penciled this one in for next year. Everyone will know by christmas whether i'm
Next up, i want to go to Hong Kong, this one is very easy, i just need 500 big ones, someone to go with and week off work/uni. The only thing stopping me at the moment, is the other travelling party, my mum can only go holiday time, by bro's getting married, and
On the subject of cars, My final one, is drive the Gumball Rally 3000. Thats reasonable i hear you say. Well my ideas of style and comfort aren't. In case you didn't know it's a 40K , (and thats not monopoly paper) just to enter! This includes private air travel for you and your car (i'll get to that bit in a minute), plus 7 over night stays in 5 star hotels, and loads of parties.
So what would i drive... A C2, Golf, think a Ferrari 612 Scaglietti. So now your wondering, a. jon's nuts, and b. that costs like a zillion quid. Well actually i did my research, It's only £174,700 On the Road, inclusive of VAT, bargin, oh and i forgot to add in my special extras (24's, 100 cd disk changer, built-in mac-book pro docking station, wi-fi ...) So lets call it 190 after a visit to west coast customs.
Oh, and i have to get 2.1 million quids worth of crash insurance cover, the devils in the deets peeps.

So by my rough calculations, i need to be earning appoximately 200 to 250k (after tax of course) at least. With that amount i can get the car on finance,(18 monthly payments £10000 ^_^).
I got it all planned out...
Quote of the Day
George "Jon, can mass produce chip and pin cards"
Me "Like i said, only in quanities of 10"
I can't really, but i can make pretty good fake ID's